Green Eggs and Scams

I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like this Speaker Nan ...

I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN'.

I do not like this spending spree---
I'm smart; I know that nothing's "free."

I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.

I do not like this kind of "hope."
I do not like it. nope, nope, nope!