Obama's the shepherd I did not want.
He maketh me bow down to green energy:
he leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party:
he guideth me in the path of unemployment for his agenda's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadowy liberals,
I shall fear no jihad: for his speeches are with me; his distortions and rhetoric comfort me.
He prepareth a lawsuit against AZ in the presence of illegal aliens.
He has anointed my income with taxes; my expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and tyranny will follow me all the days of my life:
And I shall dwell in a mortgaged homeland forever.