Saturday, July 31, 2010

(My version of) PSALM 2010

Obama's the shepherd I did not want.

He maketh me bow down to green energy:
he leadeth me beside the still factories.

He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party:
he guideth me in the path of unemployment for his agenda's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadowy liberals,
I shall fear no jihad: for his speeches are with me; his distortions and rhetoric comfort me.

He prepareth a lawsuit against AZ in the presence of illegal aliens.
He has anointed my income with taxes; my expenses runneth over.

Surely, poverty and tyranny will follow me all the days of my life:
And I shall dwell in a mortgaged homeland forever.

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